Andrew Hamm: the Bipolar Express

Ruminations on theatre, music, and just about anything else that crosses my bipolar brain.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Cheney Escapes Death; Liberals Disappointed.

Just a few highlights from the comments over at the Huffington Post's coverage of the suicide bombing aimed at the Vice President today.

"Darth sure does manage to spread a litle cheer everywhere he goes."

"Get ready for a day of Bush/Cheney Derangement Syndrome."

"Better luck next time!"

"Dr Evil escapes again...damn."

"Calls up images, though, doesn't it? A little black Darth Vader helmet spinning, careening through the air, to fall to earth....."

"How do we know they missed him? Has anybody seen him in person? You know how Bush Public Relations fakes everything like that fake Thanksgiving where Bushlie took plastic turkeys to the troops?"

"F#$% Cheney. It's called poetic justice. This no good MF is complicit in sending thousands to their deaths via bomb blasts and you expect sympathy for the cretin. Karma's coming to get that rat basturd."

"So Cheney is personally responsible for the deaths of 14 innocent people...and then he waddles off to lunch!! What a piece of shit!"

"Jesus Christ and General Jackson too, can't the Taliban do anything right? They must know we would be so gratefull to them for such a remarkable achievement."

"The start of a new season of "Fear". Must be sweeps month. The mass media is out of steam on Anna Nicole and so now the ever-popular terrorism and al Queda is filling the airways. Seems that even when the congress is not in his pocket he keeps going back to the only card he has left in his hand. And the media just laps it up and never asks any hard questions. Pathetic."

"Maybe Bush ordered the attack. After all, he has a telephone relationship with the Taliban.It could actually be revenge because, as some believe, it appears Cheney tried to have Bush asassinated on the morning of 9/11."

It's so wonderful to hear from the rank-and-file of the party of tolerance, peace, and compassion. [/sarcasm] Seriously, let's just take this opportunity to remind ourselves that the right doesn't have a monopoly on ignorant, self-righteous assholes.

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  • At 2/27/2007 9:38 PM , Blogger Scott Wichmann said...

    I'm as liberal as they come, and I have many qualms about Cheney's leadership, but that is just plain wrong --to wish death and destruction on anyone, especially our own Vice President. Just horrible, horrible stuff.

  • At 2/28/2007 8:59 AM , Blogger Andrew Hamm said...

    Huffington Post is also famous for publishing a Thanksgiving prayer giving thanks for Cheney's heart:

    "I give thanks O Lord for Dick Cheney's Heart, that brave organ which has done its darn-tootin' best on four separate occasions to do what we can only dream about.

    "O Lord, give Dick Cheney's Heart, Our Sacred Secret Weapon, the strength to try one more time! For greater love hath no heart than that it lay down its life to rid the planet of its Number One Human Tumor." etc., etc.

    Nothing but class.


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