Super Bowl©® XLI Is Here!
This is it! Your destination for useless chat about Super Bowl©® XLI, or Forty-One, whichever you prefer!Watch the game with a laptop on your, you know, lap and stuff! I'll be at the Creasy party chiming in with whatever nonsense myself and the local partying yokels have to share. Tune in early, open the Comments window, and refresh often.
Labels: football, opinion, Redskins, sports, television, wacky shenanigans
posted by Andrew Hamm @ 1:00 PM
169 Comments:
At 2/04/2007 1:08 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
For the record, my pick is Colts 31, Bears 17.
By the way, how the hell does Michael %$&#ing Irvin (750 catches, 11,904 yards, 65 touchdowns) get into the hall of fame before Art Monk (940 catches, 12,721 yards, 68 touchdowns)?!! And don't even get me started on Russ Grimm...
At 2/04/2007 5:43 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Wow, you should see the spread here at Casa Creasy! Snackies galore, a so-called "big-ass sandwich," and pigs-in-a-blanket are apparently in the offing. Frank and I are sharing a big bottle of Legend ESB and waiting for the tiny crowd to arrive.
At 2/04/2007 5:54 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Wow, this pregame thing with the marching band members dressed like football players is incredibly stupid. With the "Elements of Life" band and the gigantic inflatable gators, Karen says it's "like being on drugs."
At 2/04/2007 6:11 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Perhaps my favorite thing about this Super Bowl©® is the fact that both of these teams wear such old-school uniforms. Freeze-frame any moment of this game and it could be happening in the 1960s.
At 2/04/2007 6:13 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
IT'S RAINING! This is officially the first Super Bowl©® ever played in inclement weather!
At 2/04/2007 6:19 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Billy: Two words, buddy. WARM UP.
Wow, look at all the rain on that piano keyboard!
Marlee Matlin rules, by the way.
At 2/04/2007 6:20 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I'm feeling quita alone here. Is anybody playing?
At 2/04/2007 6:24 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Whoa, this audience is totally pro-Bears...
At 2/04/2007 6:28 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
WOW, LOOK AT DEVIN HESTER GO! Holy smokes!
At 2/04/2007 6:35 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Frank says, "Manning didn't even see the safety." Peyton just looks uncomfortable. The whole Colts offense looks like Division I-AA here.
At 2/04/2007 6:41 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Well i'm here.
Go Colts!
At 2/04/2007 6:47 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Touchdownnnn
At 2/04/2007 6:48 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Touchdown Colts.
I was yelling "NO NO NO" while that ball was in the air, sure it was going to come down in the hands of a Bears defender.
Shoot! Too bad about that fumbled snap. Are we seeing the effects of the weather?
At 2/04/2007 6:48 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Hey! Joey's here!
At 2/04/2007 6:49 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
At first, I thought they were going to go for a two point conversation, and i was yelling "no! no! you stupid mother @#^$#%#$!!!!"
At 2/04/2007 6:51 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Whoa, slippery ball, slippery ball! What a pickup by Hagler.
At 2/04/2007 6:52 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Do you got any money riding on this game, Hamm?
At 2/04/2007 6:52 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Man, the Bears are on fire.
At 2/04/2007 6:53 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I don't ever bet for religious reasons. No joke.
This game is getting swiftly ridiculous.
At 2/04/2007 6:54 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I'm not sure the Bears are on fire so much as the Colts are just in a state of chaos.
Touchdown, Mu. Dang, this is crazy!
At 2/04/2007 6:54 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
>_< Touchdown.
Colts need to step up the D.
At 2/04/2007 6:57 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
They need to step up the not-playing-like-morons.
At 2/04/2007 6:59 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
The commercials this year are dissapointing so far. I havn't seen anything super bowl worthy yet.
At 2/04/2007 6:59 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I hate seeing old commercials on Super Bowl©® Sunday.
At 2/04/2007 7:00 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
That Bud Light commercial with Carlos Mencia was good.
At 2/04/2007 7:00 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Nice job wiping off the camera. So much for HD
At 2/04/2007 7:01 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Amen.
If i had the money, I would buy every single comercial slot just to piss the big companies off.
At 2/04/2007 7:03 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
What an expensive exerciose of spite.
At 2/04/2007 7:04 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I could get the money by holding the moon for ransom.
At 2/04/2007 7:04 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
(Circus music)
At 2/04/2007 7:05 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Yeah, but in minor.
At 2/04/2007 7:05 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
What is that, four turnovers in the first quarter?
At 2/04/2007 7:06 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Some years these Super Bowls©® are so dull, you know? Nothing like a slippery ball and offensive incompetence to make a game interesting.
At 2/04/2007 7:07 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Are they playing football or making pastries out there?
At 2/04/2007 7:08 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I wish John Madden was comentating for this game.
"If if if if theres a a flag on the play and uh the refaree didnt make a mistaike uh then theres theres probably gonna be gonna be a penalty."
At 2/04/2007 7:09 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Perfect Madden.
At 2/04/2007 7:09 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Fank says: "Benson's bell is rung."
At 2/04/2007 7:10 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
That would be "Frank."
At 2/04/2007 7:11 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I hope Benson's okay. I hate seeing a guy get hurt, especially in the Super Bowl©®. It sure looks like concussion territory.
At 2/04/2007 7:13 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Still, it's not too bad having Thomas Jones available to take the load.
Should be good field position for the Colts.
At 2/04/2007 7:17 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Frank says: "First quarter: four turnovers, three big plays, too much rain and adrenaline."
At 2/04/2007 7:19 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Amen, "Fank"
At 2/04/2007 7:24 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
The hair-metal Ultraman Garmin commercial was awesome.
At 2/04/2007 7:26 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I missed that one, I was making a sandwich.
At 2/04/2007 7:26 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
There we go, that's tackling. Frank: "They stayed in their lanes that time." Frank used to play football. He was a guard.
At 2/04/2007 7:27 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Dude, make your during the game. You don't want to miss the commercials, and they'll replay the big plays.
At 2/04/2007 7:29 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
My hunger for turkey and cheese waits for nothing.
At 2/04/2007 7:33 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Frank: "Humid Definition television!"
At 2/04/2007 7:35 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Touchdown Dominic Rhodes! Frank called it! This game is going to be all about the running backs.
At 2/04/2007 7:38 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Why show that heart health commercial when half of the audience has an entire sausage half-eaten in their mouth right now?
At 2/04/2007 7:38 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Gah, the power went out in my room and i missed that
At 2/04/2007 7:39 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
The power went out???
At 2/04/2007 7:41 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Well, my brother had his heater on too long and it blew the circut breaker for this half of the house.
At 2/04/2007 7:44 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Man, Urlacher just comes out of nowhere. He's the Michael Vick of defense.
At 2/04/2007 7:45 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I hate it when I eat diritos and get cheesy crap all over my fingers and wipe it off on my pants and then I have cheesy crap on my pants.
At 2/04/2007 7:47 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Frank: "I was wondering when Martin Lawrence and William H. Macy were going to do a film together! It's about freakin time!"
At 2/04/2007 7:47 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Napkins, Joey. N-A-P-K-I-N-S.
At 2/04/2007 7:48 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
What are these "napkins" you speak of?
At 2/04/2007 7:51 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Aaaand another Colts fumble. And another Bears fumble. That's six turnovers, five of them fumbles.
At 2/04/2007 7:53 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I never envisioned Peyton Manning as an option quarterback.
At 2/04/2007 7:56 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Nice strategy, Bears: Ice Adam frickin Vinatieri with a timeout.
At 2/04/2007 7:56 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! No WAY Vinatieri misses! It must have been an optical illusion!
At 2/04/2007 7:58 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Wow, that may have been the most insane half of Super Bowl©® football ever. Six turnovers, rain, a Vinatieri miss...
Frank: "There's no need to watch Prince; they already went crazy!"
At 2/04/2007 7:58 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
He must of been bribed.
At 2/04/2007 7:59 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Let's just pray that Price dosen't have a "wardrobe malfunction"
At 2/04/2007 8:03 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Amen, my brother.
At 2/04/2007 8:06 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Oh, its not the halftime show, its the Pespi halftime show.
At 2/04/2007 8:07 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Aunt Jemima!
At 2/04/2007 8:08 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Seriously, Prince Rogers Nelson, what in the world is on your head???
At 2/04/2007 8:09 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Tecinally, his name is "The artist formally known as the artist formally known as whom went back to calling himself Prince."
At 2/04/2007 8:11 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Frank: "It's the Beyonce Fembots!"
At 2/04/2007 8:11 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Or "TAFKATAFKAWWBTCHP."
At 2/04/2007 8:12 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Wow, "All Long the Watchtower." That's pretty awesome!
At 2/04/2007 8:13 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
That looks like a Hawwaiian name.
At 2/04/2007 8:13 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
God, that man can place some damn good guitar.
At 2/04/2007 8:14 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Look at the lights inside the sound hole in the bass drum!
At 2/04/2007 8:14 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
He can even "play" some good guitar.
At 2/04/2007 8:14 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Wow, that guitar is a trip.
At 2/04/2007 8:16 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Ah, finally he whips off the Aunt Jemima kerchief to reveal his Little Richard hair.
Hey, it's purple and raining!
At 2/04/2007 8:16 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Nice double-phallus, Prince.
At 2/04/2007 8:16 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Frank: "Forget Janet Jackson once and for all!"
At 2/04/2007 8:18 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
We're going back to watch the double-phallus silhouette again.
At 2/04/2007 8:18 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I want to change my name to a symbol. For now on, you shall call me: "&+$"
At 2/04/2007 8:23 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I'm having my picture taken while I'm blogging.
At 2/04/2007 8:24 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
How do I pronounce that? Or is it "The Artist Formerly Known As Joey?"
At 2/04/2007 8:28 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I have a better idea.
My new name is " ".
At 2/04/2007 8:30 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
You have no name.
At 2/04/2007 8:31 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Man, Addai just keeps on chugging!
At 2/04/2007 8:32 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Dude, I just found out that my dad has his ears pierced.
And its been like that for a wile too.
Nothing like seeing your 54 year old dad with two silver balls in his left ear.
At 2/04/2007 8:33 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Manning's going to throw a big one soon.
At 2/04/2007 8:34 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
What's wrong with that? I'm a 34-year-old non-Dad with my ear pierced.
At 2/04/2007 8:35 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
There's nothing wrong with it, I just never knew that it was pierced.
At 2/04/2007 8:38 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Rex Grossman has 32 passing yards. Manning has 32 passing attempts. For 228 yards.
At 2/04/2007 8:39 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
What a ballocks challenge.
At 2/04/2007 8:41 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
"Lady, don't be a hero."
At 2/04/2007 8:41 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I feel terrible for Cedric Benson. 2 carries for -1 yards and a game-ending knee injury.
At 2/04/2007 8:42 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
And during the super bowl.
At 2/04/2007 8:47 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
That's Sexy Rexy for you.
At 2/04/2007 8:48 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
The Careerbuilder commercial wins. Best one so far.
At 2/04/2007 8:50 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Right now the Bears have 119 total yards. Joseph Addai has 129.
At 2/04/2007 8:51 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Great changeup runs by Rhodes to spell Addai.
15-yard facemask coming.
At 2/04/2007 8:52 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
My Mother: "Who is winning?"
Me: "The Colts."
My Mother: "You mean the guys with the blue horseshoes on their heads?"
My mother strikes agian.
She rocks.
At 2/04/2007 8:55 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
I just read your little play aloud to the room. Lots of laughter.
Frank: "Go horseshoe guys! Beat the C-men!"
At 2/04/2007 8:56 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
And the "enough to keep Robert Goulet away" commercial also rocks.
At 2/04/2007 8:57 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
She actually knows quite a bit about football, but I think she just likes to mess with me.
At 2/04/2007 9:02 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Chicago's defense has been pretty awesome. They have done a great job with the bend-but-don't-break thing. They've held the Colts to a FG attemps four times, and Vinatieri missed one of them. They are the only reason the Bears are even in this game at all.
At 2/04/2007 9:03 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
It's raining, it's pouring, Chicago's offense is snoring...
At 2/04/2007 9:05 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
were snoring
At 2/04/2007 9:06 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
The camara guy got owned.
At 2/04/2007 9:06 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
The camara guy got owned.
At 2/04/2007 9:09 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
But did he get pwned?
At 2/04/2007 9:11 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
It's the same thing. "pwned" was coined beacuse it was a common typo for those whom wanted to type "owned".
...why do I know this?
At 2/04/2007 9:13 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Ah, Guinness. It's a fruit of a different colour, don't'cha know!
At 2/04/2007 9:13 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Thanks, Joey! I always wondered about that.
At 2/04/2007 9:15 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Gotta give it up for both of these offensive lines. The running backs have had some really big holes.
At 2/04/2007 9:17 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Knock Knock
At 2/04/2007 9:23 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Time for Tecmo Bowl.
At 2/04/2007 9:24 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
What is Tecmo Bowl?
At 2/04/2007 9:25 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
Hi guys...working on a Newcastle Brown Ale, myself.
At 2/04/2007 9:25 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
That was an amazing job staying in bounds. I was sure he was out.
At 2/04/2007 9:26 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Hey Wayne!
At 2/04/2007 9:26 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Frank says: "Keep working, baby!"
At 2/04/2007 9:26 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Joey: Who's there?
At 2/04/2007 9:27 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
I thought he looked out too....danced on the line a couple times
At 2/04/2007 9:27 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
That reminded me of a Dimitri Martin joke:
"Battries are either working or dead. That's a shit life."
At 2/04/2007 9:27 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
He was clearly out in my eyes, but I guess it wasn't conclusive.
At 2/04/2007 9:30 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Tecmo Bowl:
The instant replays are so random in the NFL that my theory is this: I believe that the officials just stick their head under the hood, play video games for a minute, flip a coin, and then make the call. The joke two weeks ago was that they're playing Tecmo Bowl 1990 with Bo Jackson, the greatest video game football player of all time. Tecmo Bo is a legend.
At 2/04/2007 9:30 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
Another interception!
At 2/04/2007 9:31 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Boy, it's a rough day when you're counting on Rex Grossman for 4th quarter heroics.
At 2/04/2007 9:31 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Ah. I knew that Tecmo Bowl was a video game, but I didn't understand it's relevancy to what was going on.
At 2/04/2007 9:31 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Losing Cendric Benson was a killer.
At 2/04/2007 9:32 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
Addai has ben consistently making Bears miss him all day.
At 2/04/2007 9:33 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
Re: Benson...true. T. Jones has been a bright spot, but not enough.
At 2/04/2007 9:33 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Grossman is 11/17 for 92 yards, 1 TD and 2 INT. Can we call him the worst Super Bowl©® quarteback ever?
At 2/04/2007 9:34 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Jones is a very good back, but he can't carry a team alone. He's a good tandem back. Dominic Rhodes is the same way.
At 2/04/2007 9:34 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
If the Colts win, I bet ol' Dungy will go over to Smith's house amd point and laugh.
And vice versa.
At 2/04/2007 9:37 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Nah, they're old friends.
At 2/04/2007 9:37 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Wayne, I'm so glad you're here. I wonder where Joe is?
At 2/04/2007 9:38 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Exactly!
That's why they would do it.
At 2/04/2007 9:38 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
Nice to be here!
At 2/04/2007 9:42 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Found a picture of the Prince phallus. Check out the main page!
At 2/04/2007 9:44 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
Colts D is fired up.
At 2/04/2007 9:45 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
Love the Prince pic, A.
At 2/04/2007 9:46 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Some big hitting in this game!
At 2/04/2007 9:46 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
That's just messed up.
At 2/04/2007 9:47 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
How did you find that picture?
At 2/04/2007 9:47 PM ,
Wayne Conners said...
I'm afraid I have to sign off, guys. Need to go pic up Sam and his buddies at the Mt. Vernon party. Guess I'll catch the rest on the radio. Drive carefully if you're driving!
At 2/04/2007 9:48 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Search for "Prince Super Bowl" and start there.
At 2/04/2007 9:48 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
See you, Wayne!
At 2/04/2007 9:49 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I'm not suprised that someone had a picture of that up that fast.
At 2/04/2007 9:49 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Who do you think is the MVP of the game?
At 2/04/2007 9:51 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
One of the running backs, I know that for sure.
At 2/04/2007 9:51 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Manning has 247 passing yards, but I like Joseph Addai for MVP. 77 rushing yards and 66 receiving yards.
At 2/04/2007 9:51 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I'll agree with that.
At 2/04/2007 9:51 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Rhodes also has 112 yards rushing. Thomas Jones has 100 yards for Chicago.
At 2/04/2007 9:52 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Whoever it is, he will be a running back.
At 2/04/2007 9:54 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
By the way, we're within 2 points of my predicted score.
At 2/04/2007 9:54 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
I suck at prediction scores, so I don't even try.
At 2/04/2007 9:55 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
predicting*
At 2/04/2007 9:58 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
That's it, baby!
At 2/04/2007 9:58 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Colts win!
At 2/04/2007 9:58 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
And with that, i'm ten bucks richer.
At 2/04/2007 10:00 PM ,
Joey Fanelli said...
Alright, i'm going to bed.
Good night.
At 2/04/2007 10:06 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Nighty-night. Looking forward to your audition tomorrow!
At 2/06/2007 11:46 AM ,
Leapin Lipid said...
Sorry I missed the party, guys. I was at a friend's house for the game, and not in a position to get to a computer. I did, however, read every word. The Ultraman commercial was the best.
At 2/06/2007 1:47 PM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Prince's giant wang was the best.
At 2/08/2007 10:32 AM ,
Anonymous said...
Good lord boys...116 comments on this! I want your day jobs!
At 2/08/2007 10:34 AM ,
Anonymous said...
Oh my bad...167 and counting...
So funny!
At 2/10/2007 10:42 AM ,
Andrew Hamm said...
Well, most of the comments were during the game itself.
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