Check Out My Brain
A lovely benefit of this experience is that I have a CD-ROM with 32 CAT scans of my brain. So naturally my first thought was "These images need to be on my blog!"
Warning: gross cross-section images of my brain, skull, and eyeballs ahead!
This is the bottom of my brain. The vertical shafts at the top of the picture are my nostrils. Apparently I was in need of a nose-blow, as they seem to be filled with luminescent snot.
This one in particular grosses me out big time. Yes, those are my eyeballs at the top of the picture. I also seem to be growing a third eyeball in the center of my brain. It's looking at you!
This is really gross.
This is the creepiest Rorschach test ever.
Somehow seeing the surface of my own brain is infinitely more nauseating than seeing its internal structure.
And this final one represents the actual size of my brain. It's about the size of a shelled walnut, and has rings around it, similar to the planet Saturn.
So what do you think, friends? Will you still respect me, now that you've seen my naked brain? More importantly, having seen the above images, what's your diagnosis?
What's wrong with Ange Hamm's brain?