No Way! CHUCK NORRIS Has a Column??
This is the greatest day of my life.
No, it's the greatest day in American history. Screw women's suffrage, the hell with VJ Day, and pooh-pooh to the Emancipation Proclamation.
If I don't post anything for a few days, it's because I'm busy reading the wisdom of Chuck. Honestly, it doesn't matter if he's left, right, or center. It doesn't even matter if he can write. Chuck Norris is of course always correct. If you disagree with him, he'll roundhouse kick your freakin head off.
Chuck Norris is the new right.
Holy cow, his most recent article is called "A Roundhouse Kick to Credit Card Companies." No fooling. I couldn't make this crap up.